John Waters Melon

Vacation Photo of the (Day back in September): Demetri Martin; LAX. Virgin America flight to NYC. With a Martin Guitar slung on his back. Bold move. I saw him a few hours prior to this when he was at the help desk asking about various goings on. I was on the phone. I claimed to see him standing in front of me. I was not believed to be telling the truth. He left around a corner. I hung up and walked after him to see if I could get a picture with him. Couldn’t find him. Went back to my seat and hung out for another hour or so. ~**LAST BOARDING CALL FOR FLIGHT BLAH BLAH TO JFK INTERNATIONAL**~

DEMETRI COMES FLLLYYYING PAST AND RIGHT INTO THE GATE. I TAKE A SUPER SLY SECRET SPY SHOT WITH MY AWFUL PHONE.

A minute or so passes and they start calling out names of people that aren’t on the flight. His name is announced.

The guy sitting next to me taps me on the shoulder and exclaims “DEMETRI MARTIN!! YOU HEAR THAT??”

“Yeah. He literally just walked within arm’s length of you just a couple minutes ago.”